First off, it is Tuesday, not Monday. But it is raining, and it is Spring Break, and it has been raining pretty much since the Monday of Spring Break started. Which means.... no parks, no picnics, no bike rides, no sending the kids outside when they are fighting, no jumping on the trampoline that we just got last Friday. And to top it off my kids have this really annoying habit of never actually saying that they are bored. They may BE bored, but they will never say so. Which is really annoying to me because I have always wanted to use that great old mother line: "If your so bored I can GIVE you something to do!" And then proceed have them clean the bathrooms, do the laundry, ect. But they just never say it. I sort of suspect their father may have beat me to using this line at some time in the past and thereby teaching them to never say it again. Darn men.
So how are two kids who are NOT bored and are only allowed limited video game time going to spend their inside days? (Not reading, that is for sure at my house.) Well so far it has been games. Chess, checkers and Monopoly. Last night they played a version of Monopoly called Oceonopoly with fish pieces. This morning the little terds invented their own version complete with their own homemade game board and lego pieces.
Now I love the inventiveness of this, and I also love that it keeps them entertained, but it always ends the same way. You see whenever they make up games they also make up their own rules as they go along. Of course the rule made up always favors the one who made it up and they invariably end up in a fight and someone pouting in their own room. (Fine! I'm not playing with you any more! You can just play by yourself for the rest of the day!)
Now this always gets my hopes up that playing alone will finally lead to one of them actually saying the "bored" word. However I think they can read my mind because so far they have always made up after about 15 minutes.
I ask you, how is a girl supposed to get her bathrooms cleaned around here?